Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
True Lawyer Statements
Amazing and true lawyer statements. Lawyers typically aren?t funny ? unless by accident. Case...
Signs you may be a Canadian.
Here’s some sure signs you may be a Canadian…You’re not offended by the term,...
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
Life is cruel
What women want in a relationship: A handsome, loving professionalman who will just love...
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
Pregnant Polish Girl
Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was...
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!