Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
Software Demo
Speech Recognition Software DemoAt a recent Sacramento PC User’s Group meeting, a company was...
Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?
Q: How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?A: you...
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all...