Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck…
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck. None survived. One minute they...
Life Science Final Exam
The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life scienceclassroom staring at a question...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
A wild party
Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
Filing System
Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
Top 10 rejection lines by women!
TOP 10 REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY WOMEN (and what they actually mean)10. I think...
The Smashed Kitty!
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...