Gates Vs GM
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
What denomination?
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.”What...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
IDEAL DATE
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks...
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
Super-Duper One-Liners!
Here’s a little bit-a-dis and a little bit-a-dat:How can you tell the Irish guy...
Real advertisements 03
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster:...
Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...