Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
Is he a good dentist?
|A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to...
How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they have…
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they havedeveloped a pill to increase lubrication...
In the beginning, God created earth and rested…
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God...
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
Have you ever tried worm pie?
|What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?