How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
U.S. Air Force pilot
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A small misunderstanding
A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
Early shopping trip.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Blonde in Exam
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of “yes/no” type questions.She...
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...