Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
Trip To The Desert
A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert.They...
I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...
10 Reasons Not To Jog
1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...
The problems with golf
|The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...