The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
The Laws of Work…
The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes...
Macho man!
Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down...
The Big Shake-up!
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....