Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...
A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
New Rules!
Dear Employee:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we...
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...