The family of tomatoes
|A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby...
Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I these two talking female...
Daughter in college
|Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
Redneck Driver’s License Application
Redneck Driver’s License Application…Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: ...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters…
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped...
Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...