Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
Last Lunch
Last Lunch Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20...
Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...
Gosh, what a pun!
A man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth. The...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
The traffic ticket.
A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work toappear for...
Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...