A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
Hiding Baldness
What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing hishair across...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...