What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
A succession of generations
The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard at low pay...
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Chemistry’s greatest achivement?
What is chemistry’s greatest achievement …… Artificial blondes!
Did you hear about the blind skunk…
Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?
This fellow comes to confession…
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest...
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife…
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a...
Great roof
A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...