Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
Amish meet The Elevator
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
Tribute to the Marines
|A tribute to the United States Marine Corps and the reasons why they are...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
Remember during wars
Things to Remember During a War 1. The only things more accurate than enemy...
How To Screw Up An Interview
We’ve all been interviewed for jobs. And, we’ve all spent most of those interviews...
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...