Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
Priests undies
Why did the Priest wear underwear in the shower?He didn’t want to look down...
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
Dead blonde in a closet?
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek...
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
Polak In the Desert
A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
Spell it Bubba!
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that...
Punishment For Bigamy
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-law’s!