Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town…
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and...
Buckwheat and Darla
Buckwheat & Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla “How do you...
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began…
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in thesentencing hearing of a woman...
Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
Dumb Intercourse II
“Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.”"Would you spell that, please?”"Certainly....
Laying off employees
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Clinton in Oz!
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...