Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
Investment counselor
|An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and...
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
Farm jokes 02
|What do you get if you all sit under a cow?A pat on the...
New Rules!
Dear Employee:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we...
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet…
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,sensitive men in this...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
The power of the press
Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by...
Better prison foods
|Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)–In what legal observers are already calling...