I’m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic…
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said...
What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
Question: What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Answer:...
What type of prize did you win?
|A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub…
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....