The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...
Granny and the Cop.
An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got...
I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...
The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...