Little Johnny’s Lessson
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...
How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!
OJ\’s URL
OJ Simpson’s website address:www dot ‘o’ dot ‘j’ dot com backslash backslash backslash escape.
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
One for dirty minds!
The Gutter-Mind Test!1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...