What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...
Pat and Jimmy-Joe
|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, “Have ye seen Mulligan...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test
Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test (the S.A.P.) ENGLISH 1. Which of the...
David Beckham
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and...
Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side…
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers...