WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN – A CONTINUING SERIES
“I’m going fishing.”Really means”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Why do women have arms?
Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would...
If Men were made by Kodak!
Wouldn’t it be great if men were made by Kodak!They would automatically shut off...
At The Pearly Gates
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Legion Camel #1
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain...
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...
God being a man.
Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was...
Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...
The Blonde and the Alligator
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...