New military tourism
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
Another Chicken Joke
Why did the rabbit cross the road? Chicken’s day off!
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...