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Greek wedding
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Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
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A rookie police officer was assigned…
A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced...
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A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....
The Chinese construction worker.
A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an...
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...