Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Soakin’ Wet!
One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he...
The boy on a nude beach.
Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. Thefather...
A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
Blonde on a Cruise!
A Blonde walks into a Restaraunt, and she goes straight to the bulletin board...
This woman goes into a dentist’s office…
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
Another Dumb Viagra Joke
What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!
A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...