Real classified ads 02
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?
Q:What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?A: A gay time…. Sent...
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
Calling in Sick….
Calling in Sick…. A Cat Owner’s Story Calling in sick to work makes me...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Dem’ smart city folk
|A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor...
A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special…
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it....
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
You know you’re in the wrong church when…
TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN A BAD CHURCH10. The church bus has...