Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
A tough dilemma
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to...
Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...
Not Just Sex
They say that men only think about sex. That’s not exactly true.They also care...
Hillary and…
Q: What does Hillary Clinton and Tampons have in common?A: “They are both stuck-up...
What’s In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The...
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls...
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...