Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk…
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot...
A woman strode angrily into the large…
A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter,...
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...
Skins?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by a fierce tribe....
A man was driving through West Virginia…
A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He...
A Redneck Joke
1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women… You might...
From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...