In the land of Oz
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in...
Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
The Hunt
A guy tells his wife that she has three choices. She can either go...
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
Headache Cure
John went to Dr. Smith because of intense migraine headaches.The doctor tried many things,...