Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
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A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys mother…
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys’ mother said when she brought home herdress?What,doesn’t the...
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
ELEMENT: WOMAN
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Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
|Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he...
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway…
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. “Good evenin’,...
bump the gatepost again
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Request for a raise :)
The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:...