Flush
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few...
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts…
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, “Is there...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
The Pastor\\\’s Last Stand
A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a...
Top Ten Signs You’re Becoming a Teenager
Top Ten Signs You’re Becoming a Teenager10) Like is, like, the most commonly used...
During a recent publicity outing…
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some...
LEARN YOUR LESSON
|When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she...
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
We could have been here sooner
|An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...