Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Energizer Bunny arrested!
Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...
8 things women won’t say
8. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to...
Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...