Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I...
One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...
Diving Deep
One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level....
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
Equally qualified
Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in...