Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
A rookie police officer was assigned…
A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
Medical terminology
|Artery — Study of paintingsBacteria — Back door of cafeteriaBarium — What doctors do...
Sex Statistics
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...