Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live...
Crime=Idiots=Don’t Pay!
Investigating a purse snatching, Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the...
Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...
Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...