General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years…
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
You’ve changed my mind
|Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you...
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny…
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing...
Catfish vs. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty...
How to Know where a Driver is from
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel,...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?