Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
A man went to the doctor for a check up…
A man went to the doctor for a check up. “How do you feel?”...
Hilarious Humor
|”And how’s yer wife, Pat?” “Sure, she do be awful sick.” “Is ut dangerous...
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
Black belt degrees
|Requirements for 11th Degree Black Belt Master of Judo Well before testing for this...
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
Gift for a birthday
|A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she...
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock…
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the...