Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s…
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s penis, she jumped into her...
Cowboy jokes
|The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the...
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
As the end of the day drew near…
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
Men Like Paper Cups
Why are men like paper cups?They’re dispensable.
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
Rough Boys
A little girl asked her mother, “Can I go outside and play with the...
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...