Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...
New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...
I Confess
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
Trouble at tax time!
A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant...
Terrorism: Doing our part…
Rarely do we receive a chain letter I feel compelled to pass on, but...
Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes
|Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes $100,000.00 and was on a long holiday in America....
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
A Dent in the Pile!
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The...