Bear on a Rampage
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion…
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven’t seen each...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
Rotweiler and Collie
What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?A dog who...