Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
Pink Parts
One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
Man’s Intention
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?The same urge that...
Fred and Harry
Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the...