‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
Great memory!
A tourist was introduced to an Indian in New Mexico who was said to...
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
You aren’t the worst
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A new medical study has shown that…
A new medical study has shown that a woman’s breast-feeding isn’t adversely affected by...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
Newest game at the whitehouse
What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!
A lost frog!
|What’s green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!