Monthly Horoscopes – JG Style!
ARIESYou are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered,...
CelebRate!
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He’s met by the reception committee,...
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
A real dilemma
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won’t give him...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...