Whale of a Story.
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan,...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
Yo Mamma so fat…
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde?
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but...
Preschoolers learn meat
A preschool teacher thought it would be interesting for her students to learn to...
Question and answer
|An economist is a trained professional paid to guess wrong about the economy. An...
Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
4 nuns go to heaven
Four nuns are driving to market and get hit by a drunk driver and...