Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have…
Q: If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have Mother’s Day,?.what do single guys...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
Do You Know what Im doing?
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night…
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try...
Learn it by listening
|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...