37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
I’m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so...
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
Indecent Exposure
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
Great memory!
A tourist was introduced to an Indian in New Mexico who was said to...
Complaints of Married People
Why are complaints of married people like the noise of the waves on the...
What is It?
What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Maddona...
Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)
One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was...
New Yorkers arrived
One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street...