How to charge them
|Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by...
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
Bill Clinton\\\’s Song
Bill’s SongThis should be sung to the tune “A Few of My Favorite Things”...
A woman and her lover are on the bed…
A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman’s home, whenall...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...