Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
A game of golf
A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner...
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth…
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home…
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
A bus station is where a bus stops…
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where atrain...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.