worm’s favorite band
|What is a worm’s favorite band?Mud!
yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
Love and Marriage!
I’m really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!Last night I was taking...
Like to screw?
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.He’s a...
Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take...
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
Paradox of Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...