Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
Signs and notices 02
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...